These fairies are everywhere! They were nice and gave me lots of stuff! They're all so polite now after I set so many of them on fire. I dont know why he makes me learn how to hit stuff when I can just imagine people burning alive and it happens.ĭear Diary, Papa said he'd go out to the lakes today, but when I was admiring the waterfall, he snuck up behind me and pushed me over.Ī snake lady helped me out. Papa insisted I take more fighting classes before the Harvest Festival. Papa took me to the beach, but accidentally locked us in the room the whole time we were there! We survived by eating the bedsheets until the recepshunist came and threw us out. Valkria came by today! She's so awesome! She stuck a needle in my arm and I felt strong enough to punch through a mountain.ĭear Diary, it's August already, can you believe it!? Later I learned that due to God's size, I can reach none of His major organs, but a blow to the kneecaps can bring Him down long enough to allow me to aim for His face. I caught her drinking some of the sacremental wine, so she gave me 12g not to tell anyone. Sister Lee was there to pick me up so I could help clean up the church a bit. After a while, I couldn't stop screaming either. I fed them sugar for a little bit, but then they wouldnt stop screaming. I dont know why Cube sent me to this lady's house. He looks like he hates his work and his life.īut he gave me money so he must be nice! I told him so, but he started crying instead! Then just when I got home, this blue man tried to do the same thing! Cube says I shouldnt judge people by the colour of their skin neither.Ĭube said a guy from the Palace was making a prokla annunc going to be at the town square and I should be there. Cube says I shouldnt hate poor people, but I think he will think it is okay here. So I hit him until he stopped moving, then I burned him. It was okay though, because I get to burn more things now.Īnd there was a man with doggie ears! He wasnt very nice, even though he gave me a lot of candy. He could not hold it up straight and was falling over all the time. I think there was something wrong with his head. I also went back to the big tree and saw a strange man there. There were more fairies in the forest having another tea party! They taught me how to prepare and cook the flesh of my enemies, yay! Papa says I'm a sensitive child and called me a 'sickopathic Doctor Dolittle'. I was sooo tired, but at least they showed me some fancy steps! I didnt get any sleep because of some dancing fairies! (they were all naked too) The tea party was kind of tiring, so I took a nap in the middle of the forest after exploding all the trees so I could put up my tent. Ko said I couldn't keep it though, then cut all its skin off.Īnd a bat-man snuck up on me! I guess I should have been more prepared.īut it was okay. I caughts a bunnie too! It was so cute! Mr. I dont know why he wears a dead raccoon on his head. Papa also bought another useless bit of junk that the pig-man keeps trying to sell us.Įveryone said it was strange that a 12 year old girl was working on a house, but then not many girls have drinks with Mr. I got sent home early after I kicked mine into another student. I thought it was useless, but Papa said that I'd need to know it all in case I end up in a knife fight with God. I hated learning about mysticism and dietings and stuff. Dear Diary, today Papa made me go to Church for me Teeology classes.
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